Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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