no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
