I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
