He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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