Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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