Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Randomize
