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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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