epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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