It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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