she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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