Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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