Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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