i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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