Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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