He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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