i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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