They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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