he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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