i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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