if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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