i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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