the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
don't judge my taste in strippers
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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