I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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