I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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