Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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