ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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