have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do herpes really smell.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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