party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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