He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
