just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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