Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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