Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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