Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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