i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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