Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
