check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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