I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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