I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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