You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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