There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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