this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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