he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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go home
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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