And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
