NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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