Me too!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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