So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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