You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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