so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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