He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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