So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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