i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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