Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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