i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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